when most of your userbase has already hit their 600 tweets/day limit, how much do you think this piss poor attempt to hide my use of "whitey" actually matters to my ego, you fucking pasty ass clown
He finally did it, folks. Unless he walks this one back and quick, I think this might be the beginning of the end
My grandma just called and, among other things, said “You have hips. That’s good! Men like hips!” and then she interrupted herself to say “Women like hips. People of your preferred gender like hips. I can never remember”
And I was like “Thanks grandma! My preferred gender is none of them, no thanks.” and she was like “Okay, no one will comment on your hips!” very self satisfied, like “aha, I have figured it out”
I think like half her grandkids are some variety of not-straight and she can’t always remember which is which but she is the epitome of like “she’s a little confused, but she’s got the spirit!”
Update: I gave it some thought and my estimate was wrong. Of the grandkids that are out, it’s 1/3, not ½
I told my grandma that I’d told my friends about what she said and that some of y’all had said you wished she was your grandma, and she said “Well, you can never have too many grandkids!”
So like…consider her your honorary grandma* I guess?
*if you want an honorary grandma, that is
Pride month is almost over, so here! Have my confused-but-supportive grandma again
Here's what it's about.
It’s being paid up front just 10% of what your efforts are actually worth, told that the remaining 90% will be coming later as the episodes get re-aired in syndication...and then pulling the plug on that whole 90% pay structure.
